Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Total Eclipse of the Nuts


Most everything she said was torn from the day’s headlines – but I had no idea what headlines were, having grown up on a media-free planet torn from the pages of a science fiction dime novel called “The Psychodroids.” But the upshot was the same: I had no idea what she was talking about.

This created a rift, but only conversationally. Physically we were often mistaken for a large, greasy soft pretzel, as we practiced our filthy lovemaking in public: apartment steps, empty basketball courts in frozen winter, with candy wrappers locked against chain link, stuck there until spring, or until a wispy gust allowed them to sail into the water supply.

Further proof that quality conversation need not determine the future of a relationship is requested. Anecdotal evidence will not be considered unless submitted by committee. 


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