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I started out playing tambourine for a J. Geils cover band,
then graduated to playing maracas for a Southside Johnny cover band, took a
short detour playing congas for a George Thorogood cover band, and wrapped
up my career playing marimba in a Boz Scaggs cover band – until everyone
told me to become a road manager for Gnarls Barkley, which made me enough money
to buy an apartment in London and work for EMI. Right after that, though, I
foolishly invested my life savings in a glossy magazine startup aimed at fans
of lactating pornography, and ended up filling water glasses at the restaurant
in the Trump Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City while spending late nights wishing
I could audition for NRBQ.
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