“Yeah, this message is for Dan Tracey. This is Jerry Baxter over at Glendale
Subaru. I just wanted to let you know that we received your goddamn messages and your resume. And there’s a pretty gigantic discrepancy between what
you’re claiming is your work history and what your references told me. I took the liberty of calling your boss Kevin Daly over at Van
Nuys Nissan. He said you were fired for force-feeding a client two gallons of
motor oil in order to get them to sign for a 2007 Xterra. And he also said...let’s see…lemme look at my notes…he said that you picked up each one of the
sales team with an industrial crane and dropped them one by one into a leeching
pit? You dumped a Caesar salad down your secretary’s pants? And you apparently
would refuse your actual salary - said something about ripping up every check you
received. I don’t know what the hell that’s about Tracey, but for Christ's sake you’re not wanted here, so thanks
for the resume and good luck to you.”
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