Thursday, November 02, 2006
Punishment Park
There will be no time for your bad behavior. There will no longer be any acceptance of these games. Do you hear me? You were funny at first, and the group of us blithely accepted you, if I may say. When you interrupted the Health Task Force with your inane spreadsheets about famine control via Atari – we chuckled. We had no idea what you meant, but we chuckled. Darren even invited you out on his fishing boat. And when Larry was preparing his presentation on the ongoing dialogue between "Third World" nations to combat infectious diseases, you showed up to the meeting wearing nothing but a barrel. Who wears a barrel to a meeting? So. This is it. You will step outside every day at 3PM, and you will clap the erasers. You will clap every goddamn eraser in this building, do you hear me? Go ahead and cry. Baby!
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